Now you won't be sworn in till Friday,
but you already know how to come out swinging, Bill.
You've been making the rounds the past few days.
Yeah, here I am again wearing out my welcome.
So what's this all about then?
I want the public to hear this from me first.
This proposed bill targets me alone,
redefining polygamy as a second-class felony,
and I just think that's unfair and un-American.
Are you saying there's a lynch mob after you?
Yes, they're after my head, and I'm not even seated for four days.
Call Representative Midge Buckley's office, or Senator Barn's.
I assume they'll want to admit it. I gather they're proud of what they're doing.
Les, can we get Barn's number? Gee, I wonder why they want your scalp so bad.
You're a fun guy.
Our switchboards just light up when you're on.
Look, I know my election caused a stir,
but Representative Buckley is caving in to political pressure.
It's unfortunate.
I just think that no matter what your political stripes,
the Utah I love values fair play.
I can't listen. It kills me. Bill pleading our case all week.
These functions every night don't help. And my arches are killing me.
Bill says it's important that we stay out there, put a positive face on polygamy.
I saw an invite to an event on Thursday in your mail, Barb.
-What's it for? -It's some thrift show fashion thing.
I told Bill we'd had enough of these wives-on-parade evenings.
I said I'd do it, but you certainly don't have to go.
But that sounds fun. I bet we'd have a blast.
Fashion? Honestly, Margene.
-This baking soda's stale. -I have a box in my house.
I have an extra in my pantry.
Well, I think it still sounds like fun.
You know, actually,
I'm taking my sister.
Cindy hasn't spoken to me since the election, bruised feelings and all.
I offered this as an olive branch, and she accepted.
So, you two definitely stay at home and hold down the fort.
I don't mind. I'm fine.
Can you see the sell-by on this, Margie?
It's February 17th. Still good.
Thank you, Barb, for trying to include me in the cleaning out of the deep freezer.
There's an envelope upstairs in my bag.
It's your new birth certificate.
You're five years older. So don't say I never did anything for you.
You owe me $240.
And don't let anyone hold it up to an infrared.
It's over, Nicki. We agreed we're moving on.
I don't want to revisit this matter,
so find the resources to stay on the high road.
The seminar was at the Red Lion, and they gave me all of these sales strategies
to tell you about.
Did you know how much Goji is tied to the Book of Mormon and the Bible?
The whole board of directors are all returned missionaries.
Aren't they hunks?
I had to get that calendar.
They come back from those missions so big and juicy and full of themselves.
And they talked about this whole Christian-based values goal to business
that I never thought about.
Michael Sainte says, "You can't make money unless you help others prosper, too.
"Do well by doing good."
I can't stop thinking about that.
It's so simple. I mean, it's really just "do unto others."
And He will know you by your deeds.
There's a reason this multilevel marketing movement is so successful here.
We understand that. It's our culture. It's why we're such a successful people.
I always thought it was just because we were hard workers.
But it's also because we're righteous...
Not righteous superior, but righteous in our dedication to the Gospel.
I just never thought of myself as a person of faith before.
I mean, to have it all connect like this.
I'd watch those Sunday morning religious shows and think,
"You gotta be kidding me." And now, I don't know anymore.
Dinner in an hour.
Your mother's in bed.
Her doctor called for you.
I'll get with her in the morning.
I hope to high heaven this is the last round of tests.
Let me give you a hand.
I thought you were really strong in the Ricky Jax interview.
Thanks.
The Trib's running that big article on Midge's bill tomorrow.
It'll hit hard. Four days and counting.
There's another wives' event on Thursday.
-Where? -This one's at the Expo Center.
Is it that pancake thing?
No, it's the First Lady's fashion show.
Cindy's on the committee. She helped put it together.
I think it would be good for me to make an appearance there.
You guys should definitely go.
It's really important all ofyou be seen together
these few days before I'm seated.
After that we can relax.
I agree,
but Nicki and Margie really don't want to go.
They're just played out.
And Nicki's feet hurt and Margene fidgets.
So I told them to stay home,
rest up for your swearing in the next day, and I can fly the flag on my own.
You're always willing to go the extra mile.
-Do you know what this is? -Margie's promotional T-shirt.
She gave this to Cara Lynn. That's unacceptable.
For heaven's sakes. I thought we were over this.
The T-shirt set her off.
Because they're skimpy and childlike
and completely inappropriate under the circumstances.
And you two need to finally talk about this seriously.
She came into our marriage under utterly false pretenses.
We've dealt with it, Nicki. It happened in the past.
It's no one's fault. We just didn't know. It's over.
We?
We didn't know?
She hid it so well.
How could we have?
Okay, let's move on to the Maclaurin Series.
What's the Maclaurin Series for "E" to the "X"?
Maclaurin Series for "E" to the "X"?
You know, most schools bring in a grief counselor
when a student experiences a death in the family.
Did someone die?
My father.
I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
My brothers and my sisters won't talk to me now.
And I called one of my cousins that I was close to, and that helped.
He lives in Las Vegas. We talked for, like, three hours.
It's hard because I'm not supposed to like any of my old family now
because my mom hates them.
It puts you in a tough spot.
You know...
My older brother died when I was 14,
and it was months before I felt a thing
and years before my family moved on.
I still miss him.
Ifyou need to talk to someone,
I'm available.
Thanks.
I've been learning a lot lately.
Business alone isn't enough.
Business and furtherance of the spirit is the point.
I think I was just too young to understand that before.
Mr. Ivey called. He's worried about Cara Lynn.
Makes sense. She's at Gary's again for dinner. She's lost in her own world.
He said we might want her to see a counselor about JJ's death.
We don't want to talk about this over dinner, do we?
With little ears?
No, but it got me thinking,
what would happen to Cara Lynn if something happens to me?
Nothing's gonna happen to you.
That's what everyone says. But there are hit-and-runs,
construction accidents, criminals breaking in.
I could fall down the stairs and hit my head against the wall.
Technically, she'd be an orphan.
Salt, please.
I think we need to adopt her legally.
-Nicki, she just found out her father died. -That's the point.
Without a legal adoption, she'll go to some Walker at a compound.
Can you imagine? Or be a ward of the state.
Maybe it's just a little insensitive to Cara Lynn
for us to suddenly come swooping down on her.
I totally get it. I know what it's like to be 15 and be miserable
and desperate and without a father.
I would have done anything to get adopted by anyone.
Oh, people.
This is an important topic deserving a lot of time and consideration.
A topic that ought to have been discussed in private first.
She's a girl moving through this world without a father or a priesthood holder.
-Which makes her a spiritual orphan already. -That's enough. Barb's right.
If we ever make it through this week alive, we'll revisit it then.
Say, I understand things are still rough between you and Nicki.
They're not so bad.
Try and give her a break.
You can't blame her.
She's sensitive about this subject now.
Your being 16 matters a great deal to her.
Does it to you?
Between you and me and my feelings for you, no.
I've noticed things have changed.
You don't look at me when we're having sex.
That's not true.
Yeah, it is.
You're not looking at me now.
Sweetheart, we're fine.
This is mine?
Yes, sir.
Are these the original desks from the territorial days?
No,
but everything in here has historical significance.
So give me the drill for Friday.
Your swearing in is at 4:00.
Your schedule, always on your computer.
And you'll have a small copy to tuck into your lapel pocket.
You're gonna be a great intern, Stuart.
I really enjoy working with young people. It's important.
This is almost really real.
Your password is "bettylou."
Where are you doing your undergraduate, Stuart?
BYU. Poli Sci.
BYU?
And you're comfortable working for me?
I'm still thinking it over, Mr. Henrickson.
He wouldn't even look at me.
Whenever I asked him something, he answered you.
He's just trying to make a good impression on me.
By ignoring me and only speaking to my priesthood holder.
You're being a little sensitive.
I'm being a little right.
I see you brought Barb up here today.
This is a big deal for all of us.
Taking the oath of office is a big deal
and a solemn occasion.
What are you packing?
-.38, Smith & Wesson. -May l?
Nice heft.
Feels good. How hot?
147 grain.
So what happened?
I thought we were pals now.
Still are, as far as I know.
I don't appreciate being drug into a spotlight not of my own making.
You want a list of the things I don't appreciate?
Don't reference me in public again.
Ifyou continue your little press tour, it'd be a big mistake to try to pressure me
by naming me and singling me out.
You and Midge Buckley. It's fine for you to vilify me,
but if I fight back, I'm out of line?
Take your pick.
I can be out there yapping away, drawing attention
to things you don't want attention drawn to,
or you can invite me into the tent.
Bill, the House Ethics Committee is poised to impeach you
the second you're sworn in.
I'll fight it.
I'll go to the Senate for trial
and tie up this statehouse in knots for the entire session.
It'll be a short trial. The train has left the station.
It's coming straight at you.
Representative Buckley now has 14 cosponsors to her bill.
I've faced tougher odds.
Mama?
Shame on you.
What do you think you're doing?
Intimidating anyone who might be brave enough
to seek help from the state is what she's been doing.
-He's a big, old liar. -What are you doing with the camera?
She's taking pictures of anyone who walks by,
deliberately undermining the collaborative spirit of Safety Net.
I am over 10 feet away from the entrance.
That's what's in the agreement.
Mama, the state is not the enemy, not anymore.
We have an interest to ensure that the state doesn't twist things,
plant false memories.
You know how hard early marriage is, how vulnerable we are.
Back off.
We're not talking fun and games anymore.
I volunteered for the task of monitoring compliance on Safety Net.
Mama is harassing anyone who steps forward.
-Get her out of there. -We are in perfect compliance.
Don't give me your garbage. I know better than that.
I know how subtle intimidation works. I was a victim, too.
You were no victim.
You were a lamb in a pastel frock skipping merrily off to the slaughter.
I mean, altar.
-Because I was brainwashed. -I hate that term.
You're evil.
I am evil?
You and your husband took my family from me,
one of my wives, my boys... My Thomas.
And you've taken Mama,
a poor vulnerable woman who's given her misguided life to the cause.
You will fully cooperate.
You'll get nothing from me but enmity. I will repay what you've done to me in spades,
and you and your husband will never know what hit you.
Mama, I understand why you came back here,
but I can't understand why you're doing this to us.
-Thank you. -Yes, thank you.
I'm Barbara Henrickson. I'm here to pick up my outfits.
Hello. While I sign you in, you can go get your hangers from the rack.
It's alphabetized.
Hello. I'd like to say that this was a complete surprise,
but I saw your RSVP.
I didn't think you'd have the nerve.
All right, let's just please, please, be nice to each other.
-This is for charity, you know. -I'm aware of that.
You'll spoil it,
swooping down with your sister-wives, making a spectacle of yourselves.
I mean, I understand the humiliation
that you felt at that Mother of the Year ceremony, but still...
This has nothing to do with that.
And FYl, I'm coming alone.
No sister-wives, no spectacle.
And do you even know what this charity is for?
It's cancer,
or MS.
It's for the Salt Lake City lnterfaith Council.
So is this about you
and your new priesthood theories that Mommy mentioned?
It's about reaching out and getting polygamy a place at that table.
If there's a working dialogue
with Catholics and Protestants and Muslims and Sikhs,
then why not us?
Because they're not Neanderthal, abusive cults, okay?
Maybe polygamy can change. Maybe women can be more empowered.
So this is about you and your priesthood theories,
which Mommy says you haven't even mentioned to Bill.
I guess that explains all your secrecy.
Just
please
don't bring it up.
I just... I don't want you to embarrass yourself or me, okay?
Needs resoling.
Needs half-soles.
Bill is so hard on his heels.
Wayne needs new arch supports.
Greg lvey called.
You know you can talk with us.
I know.
When my father died,
it shook me to the core,
so I know a little bit about what you're going through.
And I know how confusing it can be adjusting to things here.
All our lives it was beat into us
that living out in the world was satanic.
Everyone has been nice to me.
They're bending over backwards for me.
You make it sound as if we're merely being polite.
We care for you deeply.
We love you. Don't you feel that?
I do.
That's what I meant.
Sweetheart,
Bill wants to adopt you, formally and officially.
We all do.
Why?
For legal reasons,
for spiritual reasons and practical.
That's fine.
Just fine?
I was hoping for more than fine. I was hoping for great.
But, Mom, I cannot just completely lose Dad, not yet.
I understand. I do.
Mom?
Mom, are you listening to me?
Mom.
Mom, Mom, are you listening?
Remember I took you to the doctor a few weeks ago,
and then we had those tests?
Is there something wrong with me?
Is it bad?
Yes.
Don't keep me hanging here, torturing me. Say it.
It's dementia.
I believe I'd like a second opinion.
If you want to talk to the doctor yourself...
What does she know?
It showed up on your brain scan.
This doesn't run in our family.
I know.
So it gets worse until what?
There are services and support groups that can help,
reality orientations.
Thank you.
Bill, we've got to tell Frank. He needs to know.
No, he doesn't.
Do you know what the final test showed?
You know what she has that causes dementia if it goes untreated? Herpes.
A venereal disease.
I know what that is, but...
Dad gave it to her, years ago.
She probably doesn't have any symptoms, probably doesn't even know she has it.
I really need you to get over this whole 16 thing, Nicki.
Nothing feels right anymore.
I got you your new birth certificate. I can't fix everything.
It all feels so crazy.
It's like Bill can't even love me in the same way.
Sorry, Margie. I really wish I could help. I wish I could make it all go away.
Why are you so upset with me?
I'm not you.
I knew what I wanted.
At 16? No one really knows.
I did.
I wanted out, any way I could.
You were too young to make that choice.
No, I wasn't.
I'm sorry your sex life with Bill is so difficult.
And I'm sorry your early sex life was so rough.
I don't want to talk about my sex life with you.
Not my current sex life, not my early sex life.
And here's the huge reason.
I was a victim of that system, and you were a perpetrator.
Why does everyone have to be either a perpetrator or a victim?
Why can't it be that Bill and I were in love?
Your abuse is not my abuse, Nicki.
I was a normal person.
So you really, really need to get off my back.
This is the last time I'm gonna say it. My dad didn't know, period.
He didn't do anything wrong.
What do I know?
My dad's building a bunker in the backyard.
-A bunker? -Against the bad guys.
Ben, the movie starts in 15 minutes.
What if he's not coming?
-Or what if he's lost? -Then he'll call.
Mr. Ivey?
-Cara Lynn, hi. -Hi.
Mom, Dad, this is my student, Cara Lynn Walker.
You're the math star Greg's talked so much about.
-He talked about me? -I think I mentioned you once or twice.
She's the girl who won the competition.
-Hi, Mr. Ivey. -Heather? Hi.
It was nice seeing you.
Have a good night.
You're being tutored by Mr. Ivey?
He's kind of short.
Cara Lynn?
Verlan.
Look at you. Look at you. Look at you.
You're not compound anymore.
My papa's dead.
He's dead.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. Okay?
-Okay. -All right.
Rhonda?
You guys know each other? Honey, don't be shy.
I told you I got hitched, right?
Finally, we've got our full profit participation back.
And what I want now is our management contract back.
I'd be willing to split my time between here and the stores
while you're in the Senate 24/7.
I appreciate that. This place has to offset any Home Plus losses.
Speaking of losses,
Peg just bought 1,200 bucks' worth of that sour juice from Marge.
I can't afford that right now.
Maybe you can ask Marge to back off for me.
I don't think I can ask Marge to do anything right now.
I just found out
she was 16 when we married.
I'm not joking.
You just found out?
-What is your problem, Bill? -Buddy.
-That's just plain stupid. -I don't need a lecture.
You should have known. Something like this gets out,
-there goes everything. It's Good Night, Irene. -You think I'm happy about this?
People who do what I did should be locked up. I believe that.
I don't believe in underage sex and saying these are the times we live in.
I can't even look Barb in the eye.
I don't know how to square it. I'm not Roman Grant.
The guns of the world are trained on you right now,
and all our fates hang on whether you sink or swim,
and you tell me this?
You're not listening to me. I didn't know.
You didn't? I remember. You were determined to have her.
Didn't matter that she was outside the faith.
You were obsessed with her, and it wasn't for her intellect.
So just what was all that about, Bill?
Just please ask my family to talk to me.
I'll try, but they hate me, too.
At least come to my house for dinner tomorrow.
We can't. We got some junk we gotta do.
Please. I'll talk to Nicki, and you can meet everybody.
I really wish we could, but...
We'll be back soon. Okay?
I'm glad you guys found each other.
I'm sorry for the things I've said about you, Heather,
about having unnatural attractions.
I wasn't always truthful in the past.
Really?
Hold Jessica.
Hi.
Verlan changed my life.
He got me off the streets.
I was in all sorts of trouble, but his love saved me.
He brought the sunshine back into my life.
I have to ask,
whose baby is it?
Mine.
And Verlan's.
You know, that was really mean, Ben.
And just so you know, we don't believe in the Principle anymore.
I'll get a refill.
How are you doing on cash?
I...
I left my wallet at the pump a couple of gas stations ago.
-I had to cancel all my credit cards. -Here, I've got, like, $18.
That's... Thanks.
-Really. -Sure.
It's so good to see you.
Come here.
-Thanks. -Yeah.
Come on, everyone. I'm almost ready. There's juice on the counter.
-Mom, I'm tired. -Honey...
What's going on?
I've commandeered your house, Barb, for our first family home evening.
It's 6:00 in the morning.
It seems to be the only time we have.
I've downloaded a lot of materials, but we'll go slow because I'm a novice, too.
We'll start by sharing stories of faith,
then we'll have a reading from the Book of Mormon
about forgiveness and moving on.
This is impossible.
I've got meetings all day. I'm trying to choke off Midge's bill.
This is ridiculous.
Nicki, this is a way we can all move forward
together, as a family, spiritually reaffirmed. So, get on the bus.
Are we supposed to be sleep-deprived because you feel guilty about lying to us?
That's Stuart with my schedule.
If you don't want to participate, you don't have to.
But for five years you've been upset with me because I haven't been with the program,
and now I am, so I thought you'd be happy.
Nicki, you're staying.
We're gonna sit down for a little...
-Hi, Stuart. -...Bible instruction led by Margene.
He's busy at the moment. You can give me the message.
No, Stuart. Give me the message. All right, Stuart, give me...
Stuart.
What do you mean, the meeting's been changed?
-3:00? -Let's just call this what it is.
An attempt to atone.
But atonement without taking responsibility is meaningless.
You take no responsibility for what you did.
-I take complete responsibility. -Not morally.
Morally, you think it's just fine. You've said as much.
I've been reading a book of Bill's on Joseph Smith and Emma.
He had 34 wives, and four of them were between 14 and 15.
Hold on. My appointment book's upstairs.
-It's true, Nicki. -I'm sure all of those girls
had lost their families and he took them in.
Hello. Same here.
I mean, that's all I'm saying.
They were his wife Emma's maids and nannies, like me.
But he coerced some of them. Bill never coerced me.
Aren't we all glad to hear that?
What we have is good. It's always been good. Why are we so ashamed of everything now?
Because you were 16 years old, and you were in bed with my husband.
Thanks for sticking it out with Marge.
I got my meeting with the Attorney General.
And there's some new pills in the cupboard for Mom for some off-label benefit.
I saw two cans of peaches in her room.
She's using them as dumbbells, trying to stay fit.
When I think of what Frank has done to her...
She had no say, none whatsoever.
What did he do to me?
What was done to me?
Dad gave you a disease.
-A disease? -Years ago.
-What kind of disease? -It's from sexual relations, Lois.
VD?
Frank gave me VD?
I don't believe it. It's impossible.
It's true.
Then give me a shot. Fix it.
It's too late.
Kind of like getting ready for the first day of school, isn't it?
-Jeff, thanks for coming to see me. -Sure.
I gotta say, school was a little easier than this.
They're not exactly sending the welcome wagon for you, are they?
Not exactly.
I wanted to ask. Midge Buckley's bill...
Have you reviewed the copy I sent you?
Yeah, I did.
-Where do you stand? -The bill's a real stink bomb.
If it passes, I lose all discretion
over enforcement of the anti-polygamy statute.
Citizens can sue me if I don't prosecute.
I'd have to come after you, Bill, and tens of thousands just like you.
Jeff, you're the AG.
You could take it to court, declare it unconstitutional.
A year ago I could have tried,
but not now.
It seems we are entering a new era of zero tolerance.
Jeff, I'm gonna be sitting on Appropriations.
You're gonna want your budget passed.
With one rider, I can stop that from happening.
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Thanks for your time, Jeff.
Lois?
It's all been such a waste.
It's been a waste.
Lois, come inside. It's freezing out.
I'm filthy.
What are you talking about?
Just...
Come on.
Let's get you inside.
I've got no good shoes.
It's okay.
What is it?
I just want to say I know how messed up my family is.
So thanks for being so cool,
and not judging them
or me.
You're not messed up.
You're fine.
Mostly.
Yes, I know who you are.
And I certainly remember who you used to be.
I don't care what you think of me.
We want $50,000
as compensation for the pain, suffering, and displacement
caused to my wife intentionally by your father.
You're just a couple of callow gold diggers.
You, little weasel, Walker scum come crawling back to the compound,
and you, you wanton little grifter.
Watch your mouth when you talk to my wife, or I'll...
Or you'll what?
After what old Roman did to me,
I was so confused I couldn't even waitress.
I had to dance.
I had to go to special parties and dance for strangers.
This is the most pathetic shakedown I can imagine.
We're prepared to sue.
My wife was an innocent child.
Rhonda's willing to go in front of a jury
and tell them everything your father did to her.
And no one will care.
You have no case.
Get out.
Who do you think you're dealing with here?
I'm Albert Grant.
That old man ruined me, but Verlan loves me anyway.
Thank you.
I want you to know I called Lee.
I set up a time next week to sit down and talk about Cara Lynn's adoption.
Bill.
But I need you to do something for me.
Cut Marge some slack.
Be a little sensitive. Stop provoking her.
Everybody's moved on except you.
Try and be a bit more like Barb and rise above it.
Hardly.
What does that mean?
It so happens Barb blames you for this whole mess.
You and your animal urges.
She's humiliated by you.
I don't believe that.
I don't like the acrimony any more than you do.
But the way she sees it, you seduced Marge.
-She implied moral debauchery. -Debauchery? Barb said that?
-ln so many words. -Or is that what you think?
-Not anymore. -You used to?
Bill...
Heavenly Father gave men urges and strong needs to go do their business.
-Margene was about me doing my business? -It's not your fault. That's how you're made.
And I said I used to think that. Barb's the one ashamed now.
-Where is she? -That fashion show with Cindy.
She deliberately didn't invite her sister-wives, so she could invite her sister.
She told me you and Marge were too worn out to go.
It's not true. I desperately wanted to go.
She's lying her boots off, Bill.
She'd rather lie than be honest
and admit that she's ashamed of me and Margene
-and you and all your animal urges. -Stop saying that.
We're not falling apart. We're not splitting and fracturing,
not on the eve of our great triumph, no matter what.
We all deal with the pressure to be flawless spiritually and physically,
to be worthy of our husband's love.
But remember, you are worthy.
Your husband wouldn't be with you if you weren't worthy.
Your effort will bring perfection.
Thank you.
Barbie, don't do it.
No, please.
Please.
Evelyn.
Mrs. Linton.
Barbara Henrickson.
It's been a while since we shared a public stage.
Are you all right?
I'm a little bit nervous.
I'm sorry.
A lot's happened since we saw each other last.
-I did not know you two were sisters. -Yeah.
I want to be a part of your charity, your interfaith council.
As a representative of your husband's church?
His church is changing.
It's evolving.
We may not be Catholics, but we're one up on the Scientologists.
I mean, according to what I've read.
What are you thinking of, exactly?
We're going to be a church that values women
and their relationship with Heavenly Father.
I would be interested in talking to you about this, Barbara.
Very interested.
Excuse me.
Nicki, Margene,
I was just telling the First Lady how much we admire her work.
We do?
It's good to meet you, Nicki, Margene.
Evelyn, why don't we step back outside?
-I have a question I'd like to ask you. -Right.
-What are you doing here? -No, what are you doing here?
-I'm not the one tripped up in a web of lies. -Please, Nicki.
Bill sent us. He's furious you ditched us.
In defending you, I had to tell him what you lacked the courage to say.
That you blamed him for corrupting and seducing Margene.
-I never said I blamed him. -You certainly implied it.
And I wasn't seduced and corrupted.
I was... I was angry at myself.
I... I share in the responsibility.
I think I had an idea about her age.
Hello. I'm standing right here.
I didn't know for sure. Maybe I chose not to know.
-Maybe I turned a blind eye. -Why would you have done that?
-Because I was desperate. -Over what?
I was so sad with you and Bill. Our marriage... I couldn't bear it.
I was lonely and felt so excluded.
And Margie changed things. She made me happy.
Barb, that's so sweet.
Let me get this straight. I made you so unhappy
that I drove you into the arms of Margene?
No, I am saying at key moments in my life,
key moments in the history of the family,
I've lacked the courage of my convictions.
And you shouldn't be so holier-than-thou, Nicki.
It's not like you didn't turn a complete blind eye
to your father's nastiness,
which you wouldn't know, the way you've been squawking at me.
I pushed him down the stairs. Don't you two gang up on me.
How many other men did you throw yourself at
in your attempts to get adopted, Margene?
Is that who you think I am?
A sex-starved babysitter throwing myself at men?
Don't think I'm the only one.
Why do you think that Bill can't look at you when you're, you know...
I mean, isn't it obvious?
He wonders how many other men you threw yourself at,
how damaged are the goods.
Yes.
You, get in here.
Now.
I'll get back to you.
You tried to bribe the Attorney General? I could have you arrested.
I did no such thing.
You're lying and you're not even sworn in. You're committing impeachable offenses.
Our faith has been sustained on prevarication and lying...
Missionaries shading the truth,
church presidents going on Larry King, lying, covering up embarrassing details.
-You are out of order! -It's called lying for the Lord,
and we've been doing it for 150 years.
Do you think you're gonna accomplish one thing if you're sworn in?
You want a bill? Forget it.
I'll see it never gets out of committee, never gets to committee.
-You're a political eunuch. -I just want to be allowed to do my job!
Bill.
-Nicki told me why you can't look at me. -Marge, go away. Not now.
I never threw myself at another man.
-Please don't think that. -We'll talk about this at home.
I babysat for two other families before you, but nothing happened.
-What are you wearing? Put a coat on. -I don't need a coat.
You do. You look a teenybopper.
Bill, this isn't about me. This is about you.
You've got to forgive yourself.
You have to change your perception of what you see.
Look, change begins within.
Cover up, for crying out loud. Everyone will see you.
And this just isn't the time or the place, believe me.
-I feel absolutely fine. -Then you probably are.
But you suffered a concussion and passed out for over 30 minutes,
so we really need to keep an eye out for any complications.
I have to be at the Capitol by 4:00 tomorrow.
-He's getting sworn in. -Shouldn't be a problem.
Settle in. I'll check in on you later.
I can't believe you ran him over.
-I tapped him. -Stop it. It was an accident.
Please don't talk to me. You hate me.
I don't want to talk to someone who hates me.
I just said the polygamy thing works better for me if it's four of us, okay?
We are on the eve of achieving the greatest milestone
in the history of polygamy in over 100 years.
Supposedly, we weren't gonna have to lie about who we were anymore.
But Marge has brought us back to square one.
My head is killing me.
I'd like some quiet.
Go home, all of you,
please.
Hello, Bill.
Emma?
Emma Smith.
Yes, I am.
How is Sarah?
Such a tragedy, her miscarriage.
She's doing much better. She's married now and living in Portland.
Thanks for asking.
I used to pray for the strength God gave your husband Joseph.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No 14-year-olds, no 15-year-olds,
no nurses or nannies, not in my household.
Never.
Now I pray for the strength God gave to you.
The liars and the sinners wrote those books. There were no girls.
No underage girls, Bill.
Emma.
How many more miles?
You be careful now.
Mom, that was Emma Smith.
Isn't this the loveliest time?
-Where's Bill? -The nurse just took him for a scan.
I just called the Senate. That lousy intern should have called.
They found out Bill's in the hospital and moved up his swearing in to...
-To when? -To now.
What?
You, nurse,
my husband's having some sort of scan.
-Where would that be? -I don't know.
It could be downstairs in the basement or on the third floor,
over in radiology or the university annex.
-Here, you wait here for Bill. -Where are you going?
The Capitol.
-Who are these monsters? -Eagle Forum Eaglets.
Does your mother know where you are, young lady?
She drove me here.
I'm sorry, ladies. The Senate's in session. Do you have a pass?
We are here on behalf of Senator Henrickson.
You have to be a legislator or have a written pass to be on the floor.
What about interns? They're allowed in.
Is there a problem, Zeb?
None.
You're fired.
I'm his intern, and she's with me.
Madam, we are in session.
I understand, Mr. President.
Do you have business before this body?
I'm Barb Henrickson.
My husband Bill Henrickson
was supposed to be sworn in at 4:00, but you moved it up.
And who are you?
I'm Margene Heffman, Mr. President.
I am also Mr. Henrickson's wife.
And what you have done to our husband is not fair.
What exactly is your purpose here?
All good Mormons believe that one day polygamy will come back.
It's an essential doctrine
of the fullness of the restoration of the Gospel.
I guess I'm just showing up a little early.
You are aware your oath asks you to uphold the constitution of this state,
and Article lll of that constitution
bans polygamy?
Do you wish to proceed?
Our shared religious tradition asks us to follow a higher power.
Section 134 of our Doctrine and Covenants.
"Religion is instituted of God,
"and human law has no right to interfere in proscribing rules of worship
"or to decide forums of public or private devotion."
Persecuting me violates your own scripture.
It makes hypocrites of you all
and traitors
to our history.
I am a proud Mormon polygamist
elected by my district, and I demand to be sworn in.
I, William Henrickson, do solemnly swear
that I will support, obey, and defend the constitution of the United States
and the constitution of this state,
and that I will discharge the duties of my office
with fidelity, so help me God.